A little brand for people who are ‘technically fine.’

We make wearable, giftable, emotionally suspicious things for the small collapses of modern life.

Work calls. Dating. Family functions. Idiotic friends. Errands. Awkward silences. The general admin of being a person.

Sometimes it’s a shirt.

Sometimes it isn’t.

The feeling usually arrives first.

Coping is not therapy.

It is not wellness.

It will not fix your life.

But it might make someone look at your chest and quietly nod.

Welcome.

Browse responsibly.

Made to order.
Not sit around.

Every item is made to order, which means it only comes into existence after you commit to buying it. That can add a little extra time to delivery, but it helps reduce waste, overproduction, and sad piles of unsold inventory. The ick, honestly.