Personality hire.

from $42.29

Unisex


For all the times your calendar says “brainstorm” but you know you’re really there to stop everyone from falling asleep. For the moments when people say, “We should invite you, you’ll make it fun,” and you wonder if that’s a compliment or a job description. It’s professional enough for the Monday meeting, but the joke is hiding in plain sight. It reads like a badge of honor and a warning all at once.

Wear it when you’re working on culture (and quietly making peace with the fact that your real job title isn’t on your business card).

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Size:

Unisex


For all the times your calendar says “brainstorm” but you know you’re really there to stop everyone from falling asleep. For the moments when people say, “We should invite you, you’ll make it fun,” and you wonder if that’s a compliment or a job description. It’s professional enough for the Monday meeting, but the joke is hiding in plain sight. It reads like a badge of honor and a warning all at once.

Wear it when you’re working on culture (and quietly making peace with the fact that your real job title isn’t on your business card).

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center