Unisex
A medical-sounding condition that means, “I’m still employed, but my enthusiasm has left the building.”
For meetings you attend exclusively in body. For emails you read without absorbing a single word. For tasks you complete with the speed and urgency of someone whose pension has already kicked in.
You’re present. You’re technically available. You may even be nodding.
But spiritually, you’re on a quiet little porch somewhere, ignoring every notification you’ve ever received.
Wear it when your job still has you on payroll, but your brain has already submitted its two weeks’ notice.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Unisex
A medical-sounding condition that means, “I’m still employed, but my enthusiasm has left the building.”
For meetings you attend exclusively in body. For emails you read without absorbing a single word. For tasks you complete with the speed and urgency of someone whose pension has already kicked in.
You’re present. You’re technically available. You may even be nodding.
But spiritually, you’re on a quiet little porch somewhere, ignoring every notification you’ve ever received.
Wear it when your job still has you on payroll, but your brain has already submitted its two weeks’ notice.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
